Watch Teachers season 4 episode 9 (S04E09)
A severe female Inspector arrives to the school - with the classrooms in a mess from the Christmas Party the day before. Clare's plan of action - involving dinner ladies and fake pupils - fails and Ewan must seduce the Inspector to save the day.
Bob prepares for the marriage ceremony - taking place in the playground, and featuring an igloo a sleigh, and Ben as the best men, with a reluctant Ping as a bride.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 8 (S04E08)
Bob is planning his stag night in Dublin, but Ben insists he can't come- a ouija board predicted he would die the day before- and to ensure going to heaven, he converts to all religions for half a day each.
Meanwhile, Penny tries to avoid getting into trouble for having an affair with pupil Anthony.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 7 (S04E07)
Damien proudly declares he doesn't need a girlfriend to complete his life - however he changes his mind when he sets eyes on supply teacher Anna. But his inflamed ardour is cooled after an unfortunate incident with an icing bag.
Bob is still having problems with his wife, who refuses to give him sex and constantly abuses him.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 6 (S04E06)
The staff learn that Penny's surname is really Eichmann, and they immediately suspect her to be a Nazi - and she does lots of things to arouse their suspicions.
During Race Awareness Week, Bob pretends that he is having lots of sex with his new wife, Ping. However in reality the only one Ping seems to be interested in is Ewan.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 5 (S04E05)
The teachers are excited by the arrival of Bob's new wife Ping, from Thailand. However they soon discover she is a misery who refuses to have sex.
Meanwhile, it's the school's Religious Tolerance Week, resulting in a war between the pupils, and Ben is provoked to go to search for inner peace.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 4 (S04E04)
Bob has a vasectomy to prepare for the arrival of his mail order bride. Meanwhile, Claire informs Lindsay that she must lose weight, as it is Obesity Awareness Week.
Penny gets dumped by pupil Anthony, who would prefer to concentrate on his schoolwork.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 3 (S04E03)
During Gay & Lesbian Awareness Week, Ewan panics when a pupil develops a crush on him. Ben is attracted to Sarah from The Advisory Group, Claire is fascinated by a lesbian's behaviour, Liz worries that daughter Kayla is gay, and Lindsay is upset when she's told she'd make a good lesbian.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 2 (S04E02)
Penny is upset after a failed pass at Ewan, but she is soon chatted up by a librarian. Her colleagues learn that he is actually a pupil, but Lindsay is loathe to tell Penny.
Bob faces rejection as he searches for a Thai mail order bride, while Ben changes his views of the aged after visiting a group of pensioners on Age Awareness Day.
Watch Teachers season 4 episode 1 (S04E01)
Summerdown Comp has merged with a rival school into Wattkins Comprehensive, and a ""us and them"" divide between staff and pupils. Bob starts a vendetta against his new boss Ewan, only to be humiliated. Claire, on the other hand, does everything she can to get Ewan's attention.
The other newcomers, the cynical Damien and hypochondriac Ben, meanwhile, are labelled standoffish by Lindsay and Penny as they resist friendly gestures.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 13 (S03E13)
Penny embarks on a new romance. In a drunken moment Matt and Lindsay find themselves in a compromising situation. The two spend the rest of the week avoiding their feelings for one another. After hearing that the human pupils dilute when looking at someone you love, Brian and Kurt try it out with everyone. It only proves successful however, when they look at each other. Meanwhile, Clare discovers Bob's secret 'weapon' and has sex with him on her porch.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 12 (S03E12)
Lindsay bets Penny that Matt and Kurt are completely alike when it becomes apparent that they are both tight when it comes to giving to charities.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 11 (S03E11)
Brian becomes more obsessed with dinner lady Eileen, and soon comes to her rescue when Bob complains about the canteen food. This wins him a date with her, but he becomes so infatuated with her that he leads himself to believe that they are in a long term relationship, which he sadly ends after he claims that it isn't 'working'. He feels gutted however, when he realises that he never slept with her even when it was offered.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 10 (S03E10)
After receiving repeated complaints from parents and staff, all of which result in a formal warning, Lindsay takes a radical step and turns to Bob for help in keeping her job. Can the guru turn her into a 'super teacher'?
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 9 (S03E09)
The gang grow depressed at their single lives, pondering their inability to sustain a relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt are as good as married and seem to have the perfect partnership. Simon receives a job at a new school and ponders what his future may be like.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 8 (S03E08)
An unwilling Matt takes over as head of English when Bob is taken into hospital, but his early intentions to remain one of the gang soon go right out of the window.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 7 (S03E07)
Simon returns to Summerdown with a fully grown beard. He tells everyone that he has been sleeping his way around the world, but after a grilling from Brian and Kurt things are not what they seem. He is given an opportunity to substitute, when a flu epidemic wipes out most of the English department. However, Simon proves to be very unpopular with most as he finds himself caught up in a messy love triangle.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 6 (S03E06)
The teachers are assigned to pairs in an attempt to make them share their problems and make them more sociable to other staff. Lindsay and Matt are paired up, which makes Penny jealous.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 4 (S03E04)
For the first time in her hard-hearted life, Liz takes pity on the dishevelled wreck that Bob has become. But mix up pity with alcohol and the results can be very surprising.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 3 (S03E03)
Kurt tries to give up smoking to impress a mother that he met at open evening, while all the staff secretly hold bets as to how long he will last. Brian gets told that he is boring, when he asks Matt why Kayla is failing his class. It is only when he talks to Liz about Fascism that he discovers the real reason behind her daughter's academic problems.
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 2 (S03E02)
Penny drives everyone insane with her self absorption until Lindsay finally cracks and tells her to shut up.
Brian has switched from drinking lager to vodka, resulting in his vomiting; Bob is still sleeping in his car after his wife threw him out ; and the staff indulge in testing Liz's temper - resulting in a barrage of four-letter fury!
Watch Teachers season 3 episode 1 (S03E01)
Big, boozy Biology teacher Lindsay joins Summerdown, convinced she can drink anyone under the table. Brian is delighted, until Kurt convinces him that Lindsay fancies him.
Bob's been thrown out by his wife in favour of the satellite TV man, Matt wants to end the affair with Penny, and Carol is pregnant!
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 8 (S01E08)
Liz's gossiping around has resulted in a showdown of sorts between Simon and Jenny. Simon eventually backs down after making some untrue accusations which he heard from Brian and Kurt.
All the staff are preparing for the End of Term party. Despite Clare's best efforts to the contrary, everyone has a great time -Simon and Jenny even go home together. Another surprising development is the pairing of Kurt and Carole.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 7 (S01E07)
It's another bad week for Simon, as first he gets blamed for a fiasco involving teachers faces on nude bodies, then falls out with fellow English teacher Bob, who will be interviewing him for his promotion. He also witnesses a pupil going into labour and realises how inadequate his knowledge of the female body is.
Brian and Kurt are involved with a face off over Carole and Liz regarding access to Claire's office.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 6 (S01E06)
Susan's marriage falls into turmoil and she has a nervous breakdown after all her advice goes wayward.
Simon is offered a permanent post by Claire, but begins to wonder if he is in the right profession after his pupils mock results turn out to be disastrous.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 5 (S01E05)
Simon gets sick of living with Brian and Kurt and Maggie eventually lets him move in with her. At the House Warming party Jenny gets off with Brian - something she later seriously regrets.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 4 (S01E04)
The male teachers all become insecure about their respective relationships when Clare announces teaching sex education is to be taught in class. Simon makes his usual mess by advising a pupil to dump his girlfriend if she doesn't sleep with him.
Jenny sorts out Susan's marital problems by having a stern word with Peter.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 3 (S01E03)
Simon finally gets kicked out by his dad and is forced to move in with the boring Science teacher Steve. In the end, he decides even living in Brian and Kurt's pigsty would be better and he moves in the following day.
Things go from bad to worse as Maggie threatens to dump Simon for being unromantic. Howewever, Carole's idea of a romantic dinner goes down a treat and all is alright again.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 2 (S01E02)
Clare enjoys winding the teachers up about the upcoming Parent's Evening. Susan also begins to fear that the job of Year Head will go to Jenny, who has been impressing Clare with her strict teaching skills.
Simon must wriggle his way out of trouble after getting caught smoking a joint with a student.
Watch Teachers season 1 episode 1 (S01E01)
On his 26th birthday Simon is persuaded to steal a statue from Summerdown School. He spends the next week worried the authoritarian Claire will find out.
Simon also gets it in the neck from Jenny, who feels he is too undisciplined, and he's in for a shock when he realises his girlfriend Maggie is in fact a police officer.